Whacked

Found this pic doing rounds just after the India Australia Match... some say 2003 avenged.. some say end of Ozzies.. I say.. ENJOY!!!!

Horsing Around

Showing off some Photoshop skills with this one!!!

 At the Kalaghoda Art Fest 2011

While my WebServer silently weeps...

The requested document is utterly inexistent...

No such page here...

Even tried multi...

Nothing helped...

I'm really depressed about this...

Even more so now that Douglas Adams is dead...

You see, I'm just a web server...

Here I am, brain the size of the universe...

trying to serve you a simple web page...

and then it doesn't even exist!!!

Where does that leave me???

I mean, I don't even know you...

How should I know what you wanted from me???

You honestly think I can *guess*...

what someone I don't even *know*...

wants to find here???

*sigh*...

Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry....

And then where would we be, I ask you???

It's not pretty when a web server cries...

And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway???

Just because I'm a web server...

and possibly a manic depressive one at that???

Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do???

Huh???

I'm so depressed...

I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose...

I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway???

What kind of a life is that???

Two effing weeks...

and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release...

that thinks it's God's gift to web servers...

just because it doesn't have some tiddly little...

security hole with its HTTP POST implementation...

or something...

I'm really sorry to burden you with all this...

I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems...

and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you...

But I couldn't get this one...

I'm so sorry...

Believe me!!!

Maybe I could interest you in another page???

There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say...

although none of them were put on *my* server, of course...

Figures, huh???

Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid...

That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them...

all day and all night long...

Two weeks of information overload...

and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash...

What kind of a life is that???

Now, please let me sulk alone...

Douglas Adams has died...

I'm so depressed!!!

Just came across this excellent script for 404 error and could not stop myself!!!

Imagine yourself in place of a webserver.. serving pages to visitors!!!!!

Google देवताय नमः

Just got an उपदेश(advice) from someone.. that your site should be like Google.. always error free.. always "UP".. 100% availability blah blah blah
So here's some bad stuff from Google.. nah not my compilation but found it on Google itself :P

But then as I always say... Google Devtay Namah... Google देवताय नमः... One stop solution for all things on Earth.. If it's not on Google.. its not on this planet.. with a 75.367% chance of not being elsewhere as well.

V-Day

Ha ha ha ha... V-Day kab hai.. kab hai V-Day... Nah.. I'm not going to play spoilsport in any Valentine's Day bash. Just wanna emulate Sholay ka Gabbar.. yeah Heart hum ko de de Thakur.. yeah Heart hum ko de de.. ewww

Speaking of "Yeh haath hum ko de de" here are some shocking photos..

Hee haa haa.. Mere haath toh meine chupake rakhe hain

Coming back to Valentine's Day.. Have come across a lot of posts speaking about how much they love/hate Valentine's day or the concept behind it.

All I'd like to say is Celebrate Love this Valentine's Day.. something like this post

And for those who keep whining about not having a girlfriend/boyfriend to celebrate this day with.. Here's a nifty forward

The single man's to do sounds a bit.... ahem.. censored!!! :P

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL!!!!

100!!

Finally after almost 3 years, time has come to celebrate the 100th post on Hedonist to the Core. It was mindless madness back then.. it is mindless madness now.. pretty much nothing has changed.. well almost!!! There have been times when the Hedonist has neglected his private "Piece of Peace" for some or the other activities or individuals.. but after floccinaucinihillipillification of these activities and individuals.. Its time to celebrate!!!

With a hope of bring more Mindless Madness to you for years to come... Its the Hedonist signing off.. Until next time!!

PACHAKK

Just read a pretty silent post from a fellow blogger who didn't wanna say much for the time being... and felt a craving to post a similar post.. but then came a word to my mind... PACHAKKK

PACHAKK - An alliterative word... you can hear it when you drop a squish over-ripe pumpkin on the ground... Mind you I'm not taking a digg at pumpkins or anything or anyone even remotely resembling a pumpkin in any language.. Or may be I am... wink wink!!

Why am I taking a dig - if you think I am - at anyone in this kind of a crappy language CONSTRUCT?? Simple.. cuz the Hedonist was once a part of two super dooper blogs called Crapstation and KickAss... though both of them ended up in Davvy Jones Locker.. in the deep dank murky depths of Blogger!!

Anyways coming back to Pachakk.. some days back I had taken another dig with www.weird.ppl and one of the subjects got kinda pissed off...

"Blogs are not for revenge", said the subject.

"But that's just my opinion" was the Hedonist's reply,"take it or leave it.. after all its my blog.. its my crap.. MINE... ALL MINE.. hee hee hee".

And so there was another Right Click >> BLOCK. But God knows I'm so used to that sequence that I hardly notice it these days. I'll post a nifty trick to detect these "Right Click >> BLOCK" tricks right from your seat without moving your A## but some time later!! So what's this got to do with PACHAKK.. go there and read it.. PACHAKK

Now that you're back from www.weird.ppl, lets get back to pumpkins... just to mollify anyone or anything in any language who took offence at my Pumpkin Pachakk, here's a really tasty pumpkin recipe... called Pumpkin Delite.. naw nothing out of Harry Potter stories this one.. just my own creation.. a really simple do-it-yourself Pumpkin Pastry.. here's how you can do-it-yourself:

Just drop the on the ground.. you'll hear a familiar sound.. guess which one **battering eyes innocently**.. C'mon dont act so stupid.. or may be you think I'm stupid enuff to tell you what sound.. naah.. I wont.. I'm not as stupid as YOU look... you have to figure that yourself!!!

Once you drop the pumpkin on the ground, just scrape off the remains with an all American spatula, mix a dash of honey (Only for the health conscious.. not for the ones who believe in a Fat box of chocolates called LIFE.. they can stick to anything that they want to stick into the pumpkin) Then serve the sweetened pumpkin remains in 3 decorative bowls.. PUMPKIN PASTE - THREEE.. hee hee hee and you were thinking bout pastry.. PACHAKKK!!!

Oh forgot to tell you about the latest antic that this so called subject of www.weird.ppl did.. Imagine you say well done  to your teacher when she gives you a correct when you write 2+2=4.. PACHAKK!!

Epilogue: Now that I've posted this.. I'm going to get one less Valentine... Pssst...thats a big hint about the last PACHAKK I mentioned above!!!