Saturday, February 19, 2011

While my WebServer silently weeps...

The requested document is utterly inexistent...
No such page here...
Even tried multi...
Nothing helped...
I'm really depressed about this...
Even more so now that Douglas Adams is dead...
You see, I'm just a web server...
Here I am, brain the size of the universe...
trying to serve you a simple web page...
and then it doesn't even exist!!!
Where does that leave me???
I mean, I don't even know you...
How should I know what you wanted from me???
You honestly think I can *guess*...
what someone I don't even *know*...
wants to find here???
*sigh*...
Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry....
And then where would we be, I ask you???
It's not pretty when a web server cries...
And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway???
Just because I'm a web server...
and possibly a manic depressive one at that???
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do???
Huh???
I'm so depressed...
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose...
I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway???
What kind of a life is that???
Two effing weeks...
and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release...
that thinks it's God's gift to web servers...
just because it doesn't have some tiddly little...
security hole with its HTTP POST implementation...
or something...
I'm really sorry to burden you with all this...
I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems...
and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you...
But I couldn't get this one...
I'm so sorry...
Believe me!!!
Maybe I could interest you in another page???
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say...
although none of them were put on *my* server, of course...
Figures, huh???
Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid...
That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them...
all day and all night long...
Two weeks of information overload...
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash...
What kind of a life is that???
Now, please let me sulk alone...
Douglas Adams has died...
I'm so depressed!!!

Just came across this excellent script for 404 error and could not stop myself!!!

Imagine yourself in place of a webserver.. serving pages to visitors!!!!!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Google देवताय नमः

Just got an उपदेश(advice) from someone.. that your site should be like Google.. always error free.. always "UP".. 100% availability blah blah blah
So here's some bad stuff from Google.. nah not my compilation but found it on Google itself :P





But then as I always say... Google Devtay Namah... Google देवताय नमः... One stop solution for all things on Earth.. If it's not on Google.. its not on this planet.. with a 75.367% chance of not being elsewhere as well.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

V-Day

Ha ha ha ha... V-Day kab hai.. kab hai V-Day... Nah.. I'm not going to play spoilsport in any Valentine's Day bash. Just wanna emulate Sholay ka Gabbar.. yeah Heart hum ko de de Thakur.. yeah Heart hum ko de de.. ewww

Speaking of "Yeh haath hum ko de de" here are some shocking photos..


Hee haa haa.. Mere haath toh meine chupake rakhe hain

Coming back to Valentine's Day.. Have come across a lot of posts speaking about how much they love/hate Valentine's day or the concept behind it.

All I'd like to say is Celebrate Love this Valentine's Day.. something like this post

And for those who keep whining about not having a girlfriend/boyfriend to celebrate this day with.. Here's a nifty forward


The single man's to do sounds a bit.... ahem.. censored!!! :P

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL!!!!