Myself

I am a teapot short and stout...
this is my handle and this is my spout...
when the water's boiling here me shout...

Yeah this is the precise thing that I had written when I was asked to write an essay (my first one) on Myself. Wonder what i was thinking.... maybe wasn't that much of a hedonist then... or would have written I AM GREAT... in the very beginning of the that damn essay.