Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Auto JUNK-shun

The Society of Indian Automobile Manufacturers (SIAM) today released a statement declaring the Batata Sandica Skaeta as an endangered species stating that its urban habitat is being threatened by rising gas prices. As the crude prices crossed $134, SIAM also stated that it is going to launch a nationwide demonstration to garner support for its movement to protect the Skaeta from extinction.

Batata, in a counter move against rising oil prices announced the launch of its unique 1 HP car. This car,codenamed ska123xyz, currently in its design phases, will house a groundbreaking 1 horse power engine... actually will house a single specially trained horse to be precise.


The horse that would be made available in a package deal with the vehicle can double up as a mechanic, claims Batata.



"We are planning to launch the car around december this year and have tentatively fixed December 20 as the roll out date," a top company official said.

- News you can lose

Disclaimer: This article is presented in good jest and is intended to be taken in that way. It is purely fictional and bears no resemblance with any thing or person in whatever state of matter.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Indecent Proposal

A gruelling tennis match. Steffi Graf serving. Someone shouts, "Steffi will you marry me?" Far from being annoyed, in a quick retort, Steffi asked back, "How much money do you have?" Now thats a level headed babe!!!
Speaking of weird proposals, here's something from a different kinda proposal I encountered. Actually a request for proposal (RFP) if you know what I mean. It stated,
"If you intend to respond to this Request, kindly fill out the letter of intent, enclose it in an envelope and send it to the below mentioned address by post, courier or electronic mail."
I am still stumped about how am I going to enclose any document in an envelope and then
E-mail it???
Any ideas!!!