The Society of Indian Automobile Manufacturers (SIAM) today released a statement declaring the Batata Sandica Skaeta as an endangered species stating that its urban habitat is being threatened by rising gas prices. As the crude prices crossed $134, SIAM also stated that it is going to launch a nationwide demonstration to garner support for its movement to protect the Skaeta from extinction.
Batata, in a counter move against rising oil prices announced the launch of its unique 1 HP car. This car,codenamed ska123xyz, currently in its design phases, will house a groundbreaking 1 horse power engine... actually will house a single specially trained horse to be precise.
The horse that would be made available in a package deal with the vehicle can double up as a mechanic, claims Batata.
"We are planning to launch the car around december this year and have tentatively fixed December 20 as the roll out date," a top company official said.
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Disclaimer: This article is presented in good jest and is intended to be taken in that way. It is purely fictional and bears no resemblance with any thing or person in whatever state of matter.
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