Thursday, March 6, 2008

Ek Sharaabi Shaayar

Arz kiya hai

Piye toh piye kaise...bina aapke...
Chadti nahin koi bhi (sharaab) bina aapke...
Piye toh piye kaise...haaeeey bina aapke...
Chadti nahin koi bhi...bina aapke...

Kaise kahun bina tere Whisky bhi yeh kya hogi..
Kaise kahun bina tere Whisky bhi yeh kya hogi..
Jaise koi sazaa koi kadwi dawaa hogi...
maine kiya hai.. yeh faisla...peena nahin hai tere binaaaa...

Piye toh piye kaise...bina aapke...
Chadti nahin koi bhi... bina aapke...












Isi baat par ek aur jaam ho jaye?? ;)

Justifications!!

Just thinking bout the just justifications that i could justly do so as to justify certain justifiable actions of mine that might justly be wanting justified justifications from certain just too good readers who are justly justified in seeking just justifications!!

Some of you might have noticed that the last few posts have taken shape in a matter of minutes!! Not that all of a sudden the literary demon that lies inside me has awoken all of a sudden and started regurgitating literary "jewels".. its just that the hedonist has been reorganizing (yeah the American spelling maan!!) or should I say rationalizing my blogs for ease or may be unease(not sure whether such a word exists in that particular context.. but who cares a damn... have coined it.. you see.. literary license.. to kill.. even if it were with a typo ;)....) of reading or may be some other reason thats best left unknown for the good of humanity... like the proverb goes.. ignorance is bliss!!!

Hedonist to the core...

Mush Talk

P: S, if we marry what kid do you want, boy or gal?
S: Hey, I prefer a boy
P: What??? But most of the guys prefer a gal.
S: Yes dear. What you said is right. See, in most of the families, Mamma prefers a guy and papa prefers a gal. That’s quite nature, its universal truth. But I don’t to share my love to anyone except you even in the form of daughter. You always be the only female who I love, my sweetheart.
P: (after a long silence) When is our marriage???

Well, the above dialogues are between me and a friend of mine. Hey this doesn’t mean that we are going to get together in a funny bon(e)d called marriage (hey just noticed we can spell together as To Get Her.. Changes the meaning completely).

Here's some of my most fav dialogues that portray the "romanticest" of feelings

Movie: Phenomenon
Will you love me the rest of my life?
No, I'll love you the rest of mine.

Movie: When Harry Met Sally
Harry: I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Movie: Love story
What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died? That she was beautiful and brilliant? That she loved Mozart and Bach, the Beatles, and me?

Movie: City of Angels
"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it."

And the best one
Would probably sweep any girl off her feet…from Monster-in-Law!!!

Girl: "What color are my eyes?" she asks, facing him with her eyes closed.
Boy: "Well, at first glance your eyes are brown. But when the light hits them, they change to amber. And if you look really close around the iris, the color is pure honey. But, when you look into the sun, they almost look green....that's my favorite."

Can you think of more???

Unsolicited Emails

Few months back, our class yahoo group was tormented by a flurry of accusations and counter-accusations which all stemmed from a puny sms (powered by Hutch) which might have been delayed - due to any reasons whatsoever... thats not the point of discussion of this post - not withstanding the fact that this flurry of emails were themselves quite unsolicited. But thanks to this flurry (am I getting very repetitive?), a certain group of mind-screwing email terrorists like your's truly was born to "Save the world from unsolicited emails and SMSes"... yeah whatever... but don't mistake us for any kind of superheroes wearing their Bright Undies outside their pants.

Well it seems that this group of highly hedonistic mind-numbing brain damagers has cut down on their literary warfare or may be gone into premature retirement. And this might just be a cause of celebration among certain sections of the society which might be called an anti-social email forwarding species mutated from the well known homo-sapiens sapiens who had been in the line of fire from the mind screwers for relentlessly forwarding useless stuff everywhere.

But these forwarding parasites beware.. cuz there is an ultimate tool that has just been developed to counter your daily dose of Unsolicited forwards... nothing complicated, just another mind numbing email... though this time it is automated... so the mind screwers can sleep in peace and yet carry on their good work by a simple autoreply.. if only i cud get that thing to work properly. lets see.. it goes something like this


<error type="com.lonflonf.core.script.js.TeamWorksJavaScriptException" description="TeamWorksJavaScriptException">
<cause type="java.lang.Throwable" description="cause" />
<localizedMessage type="java.lang.String" description="String">Runtime error in script ("Process: 'LogInfo' ProcessItem: 'Log information' Type: 'ITEM'" -1:-1).Internal Script error: com.lonflonf.server.core.UndeclaredVariableRuntimeException

com.lonflonf.component.common.worker.TWComponentWorkerException: <error type="com.lonflonf.core.script.js.TeamWorksJavaScriptException" description="TeamWorksJavaScriptException">
<cause type="java.lang.Throwable" description="cause" />
<localizedMessage type="java.lang.String" description="String">Runtime error in script ("Process: 'LogInfo' ProcessItem: 'Log information' Type: 'ITEM'" -1:-1).Internal Script error: com.lonflonf.server.core.UndeclaredVariableRuntimeException
</localizedMessage>
<script type="com.lonflonf.core.script.js.EmbededJScript" description="EmbededJScript">
<parsedScript type="java.lang.String" description="String">var out = tw.local.logName; // line 1
out
</parsedScript>
</script>
<stackTrace type="[Ljava.lang.StackTraceElement;" description="StackTraceElement;">
</stackTrace>
<toString>[TeamworksException name='Process: 'LogInfo' ProcessItem: 'Log information' Type: 'ITEM'', message='Internal Script error: com.lonflonf.server.core.UndeclaredVariableRuntimeException', line=-1, pos=-1 nested=&lt;none&gt;]</toString>
<stackTrace>[TeamworksException name='Process: 'LogInfo' ProcessItem: 'Log information' Type: 'ITEM'', message='Internal Script error: com.lonflonf.server.core.UndeclaredVariableRuntimeException', line=-1, pos=-1 nested=&lt;none&gt;]
at com.lonflonf.core.script.js.JavaScriptRunner.execute(Lcom/lonflonf/core/script/
JavaScriptContext;Ljava/lang/Object;Ljava/lang/String;)Ljava/lang/Object;
(Optimized Method)

at java.lang.Thread.startThreadFromVM(Ljava/lang/Thread;)V(Optimized Method)
</stackTrace>
</error>
at java.lang.Thread.run()V(Optimized Method)
at java.lang.Thread.startThreadFromVM(Ljava/lang/Thread;)V(Optimized Method)
/error>

Save me... I have been threatfully threatened threatful action by certain countries against the use of this WMD ;)

Hedonist to the Core

The First Post!!!
Like someone (I forget the name of this person ;) ) said "It's hard to be humble when you are so great!!"
Nothing much to say beyond that... the rest shall be evident in due course!!!