Radio Shitty - Episode 2

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Welcome to RADIO SHITTYYYY

Mumbai's No. 2 SHIT MUSIC RADIO

IT'S ROTTT!!!

You're with me, The Hedonist, your super creative, super intelligent, super umm.. super RJ friend. OK OK I aint that super that I can make 5 villains lose balance at the flick of a towel or reverse a train at the pat of my THUNDER THIGH. Its time now for the NEWS so let me start with...

HELLO.. NAMASKAR... PESH HAI AAJ K BAASI SAMAACHAAR...

And in today's scoop, we have PRADHAN MANTRIJI's anokha roop..

Pagdi ko thoda sa oopar chada k

kaan mein Reliance ka cell phone daba k

Mamta se kar rahe baat

Meera ko leke saath

Chal pade Manmohan Axe Deo Spray lagake

Sonia ka patta kata reeeeeee

Tera kya hoga Sushma reeeee

Sonia ka patta kata reeeeeee

Tera kya hoga Sushma reeeee...

sushma re.. sushma re..sushma re!!

And then we have our very own Laluji with his own anti-family planning campaign

OUU ka hai k hamaar bitwa ne PHINK FLAEED se INISPIRE ho k gaan likha hai..

Phillum mein jaise aaj kal ANTI HERO ka Phashion hai..

Shame to shame hamne anti-family planning campaign shuru ki hai..

Gaan suno aur maje karo.. angreji hai thoda samajh lena

We dont need sex education..

we dont need no birth contrrroll..

No CONDOMS in the bedroom..

Preachers leave us MEN alone!!

HEY!! PREACHERS!! LEAVE US MEN ALONE!!

WAH Bitwa wah

This is just in.. reality show judge and bhangra singer Daler Mehendi was caught parking his car in the middle of Mumbai Pune Expressway. He was heard singing

Oil hua mehenga.. diesel hua mehenga

Gas hua mehenga.. putrol hua mehenga

Bina inke gaddi nahi chalegi..

Oh bolo maaro dhakka..

Maaro dhakka maaro dhakkaa maaro dhakka

Maaro dhakka maaro dhakkaa maaro dhakka

Until next time keep listening to RADIO SHITTYYYY

Mumbai's No. 2 SHIT MUSIC RADIO
IT'S ROTTT!!!