Friday, May 20, 2011

Of Women, O*ama and RAJINI!!

Came across some really funny sms jokes!!!
  
India is now ruled by Amma in South,
Didi in East, Behenji in North,
Aunty in Capital,
Madam at the Center,
Nani on Top (The President) and
Wife at Home....
And yet people say It's a Man's world? Interesting isn't?

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Arre don't get so tense about this.. here's the height of Tension

Obama updated his status on fb..
"Osama is dead... Justice has been done"

He got a notification:
"Osama likes your status"

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 More Rajinikant "Facts"

Once a farmer replaces the scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant's statue... The birds returned the grains they took last year as well.

If Rajnikant works in a BPO, the clients work in shifts!

Tonight at 9, Rajnikant can be seen in the sky.. He is participating in a high jump event!

Once a picture of Rajnikant was given for xerox. Don't even try to guess what happened... They got two copies of the Xerox machine!!!!

2 comments:

Ankita said...

hey!

let me add some more to this fantastic and mind refreshing post!

1- what does Rajnikant's school holiday homework copy known as??
--- Wikipedia!!


2- Rajnikant knows the Victoria's secret..

and the best of all

--Rajnikant once gave a cheque and guess what???

............ the bank bounced!!!!


sms jokes are really funny and very creative..

anywayz I wish Rajnikant a speedy recovery!

Shrikant said...

@AS thanks... and wishing the best of health to Rajini!!! btw... he's already out of hospital!!!