Sunday, December 12, 2010

What do I do?

Yeah!! thats right... What do I do??

Sufferring from Writers' Block all of a sudden!!!

So how bout being "POWERED BY CTRL C - DRIVEN BY CTRL V"
(No hard feelings to certain elite class wordpress users with professional advice to throw around)

Hmm.. So here goes!!

Suno gaur se Pepsi walo. Buri nazar na Coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna Dew pila lo, Sabse aage hoga
Nimbu Pani... Nimbu Pani... Nimbu Pani... Nimbu Pani...

Humne Piya hai... Tum Bhi Piyo
Humne Piya hai jo... Tum Bhi Piyo!!!


Oh.. yeah this is just in.. an excellent parody of "Gotta keep em Separated - The Offspring"

You gotta keep on litigatin'

With the jury selected
And our client appeased
We keep on laughin' all the way to the courtroom
Winning lawsuits with the greatest of ease
You may find yourself set up to fall
And if they catch you call on "Wynn, Lockehart, and Dahl"
If one guy's stories and the other's don't mix
We're gonna find 'em out

Hey man know how you're gonna plead?
Testify
We gotta keep on litigatin'
Hey man can we discuss our fee?
Plead the Fifth
We gotta keep on litigatin'

Hey they don't pay no fine
If we're really crafty you won't be serving any time
Hey, it's Judgement Day!

By the time your hearing started
We were long on the case
Try so hard to keep you from going to jail
Just don't mention that you like to freebase
But if we get a judge as mean as a troll
No one's getting pardoned
No one's getting paroled
You've over twenty counts of death and violence and rape
Might as well tie your own rope

Hey man know how you're gonna plead?
Testify
We gotta keep on litigatin'
Hey man can we discuss our fee?
Plead the Fifth
We gotta keep on litigatin'


And finishing off with a line from Get Over It- Eagles

The more I think about it, Old Billy was right
Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight


PS: To all lawyers... No Hard Feeings :P

4 comments:

Ranj said...

A good one and makes one think ;)

Shrikant said...

Thanks Ranj!!

RioZee said...

hey, you can be a great lyricist.
really moving.
thumbs up.

Shrikant said...

Arre Sirji... you are mistaken.. Didn't you read CTRL C - CTRL V in the beginning of the post!! Thanks for the compliment thought!!