100!!

Finally after almost 3 years, time has come to celebrate the 100th post on Hedonist to the Core. It was mindless madness back then.. it is mindless madness now.. pretty much nothing has changed.. well almost!!! There have been times when the Hedonist has neglected his private "Piece of Peace" for some or the other activities or individuals.. but after floccinaucinihillipillification of these activities and individuals.. Its time to celebrate!!!

With a hope of bring more Mindless Madness to you for years to come... Its the Hedonist signing off.. Until next time!!

PACHAKK

Just read a pretty silent post from a fellow blogger who didn't wanna say much for the time being... and felt a craving to post a similar post.. but then came a word to my mind... PACHAKKK

PACHAKK - An alliterative word... you can hear it when you drop a squish over-ripe pumpkin on the ground... Mind you I'm not taking a digg at pumpkins or anything or anyone even remotely resembling a pumpkin in any language.. Or may be I am... wink wink!!

Why am I taking a dig - if you think I am - at anyone in this kind of a crappy language CONSTRUCT?? Simple.. cuz the Hedonist was once a part of two super dooper blogs called Crapstation and KickAss... though both of them ended up in Davvy Jones Locker.. in the deep dank murky depths of Blogger!!

Anyways coming back to Pachakk.. some days back I had taken another dig with www.weird.ppl and one of the subjects got kinda pissed off...

"Blogs are not for revenge", said the subject.

"But that's just my opinion" was the Hedonist's reply,"take it or leave it.. after all its my blog.. its my crap.. MINE... ALL MINE.. hee hee hee".

And so there was another Right Click >> BLOCK. But God knows I'm so used to that sequence that I hardly notice it these days. I'll post a nifty trick to detect these "Right Click >> BLOCK" tricks right from your seat without moving your A## but some time later!! So what's this got to do with PACHAKK.. go there and read it.. PACHAKK

Now that you're back from www.weird.ppl, lets get back to pumpkins... just to mollify anyone or anything in any language who took offence at my Pumpkin Pachakk, here's a really tasty pumpkin recipe... called Pumpkin Delite.. naw nothing out of Harry Potter stories this one.. just my own creation.. a really simple do-it-yourself Pumpkin Pastry.. here's how you can do-it-yourself:

Just drop the on the ground.. you'll hear a familiar sound.. guess which one **battering eyes innocently**.. C'mon dont act so stupid.. or may be you think I'm stupid enuff to tell you what sound.. naah.. I wont.. I'm not as stupid as YOU look... you have to figure that yourself!!!

Once you drop the pumpkin on the ground, just scrape off the remains with an all American spatula, mix a dash of honey (Only for the health conscious.. not for the ones who believe in a Fat box of chocolates called LIFE.. they can stick to anything that they want to stick into the pumpkin) Then serve the sweetened pumpkin remains in 3 decorative bowls.. PUMPKIN PASTE - THREEE.. hee hee hee and you were thinking bout pastry.. PACHAKKK!!!

Oh forgot to tell you about the latest antic that this so called subject of www.weird.ppl did.. Imagine you say well done  to your teacher when she gives you a correct when you write 2+2=4.. PACHAKK!!

Epilogue: Now that I've posted this.. I'm going to get one less Valentine... Pssst...thats a big hint about the last PACHAKK I mentioned above!!!

Magic of 3D Television

Imagine... watching Kaka dodging Wayne Rooney and the going on to score a fantabulous goal 3 times in a row right in front of your eyes... Live in JAPAN... in the 2018 world cup

A small catch here..

1. Not sure whether we'd be able to afford going to Japan let alone getting tickets!!
2. Not sure whether Kaka and Rooney lasting that long!!
3. Not sure whether Japan can host 2018 World cup!!

But whoever the player... wherever the match.. imagine watching it live in your drawing room as if it were happening there.. as if you could reach out and do a High Five with the players..

That's the magic of 3D TV

Imagine... watching your dream car.. Turbocharged V8 engine producing more than 600bhp.. going by the name of Ferrari F70. With its monstrously wonderful engine left open to you.. Imagine feeling that you could reach out and caress that shiny red coat of paint.. feeling that you could admire each and every inch of the wonderful berlinetta with your eyes in any angle you please!!

That's the magic of 3D TV

But what about every day TV..

Would you want to watch those shady politicians prancing around with the mouthful of lies...

Would you want to watch the shadier news presenters who are more interested in TRPs than whether people are really interested in their version of truth regarding "Kissa Kursi Ka" or "Kya Alien bhi doodh peete hain"...

Would you want to watch that angry old woman of a Saasu.. or the ever conniving sister in law.. or the bholi bhali new bride or whatever...

Would you? would you?? bolo bolo!!

DEFINITELY NOT... unless you could reach in to the 3D scene and deliver ONE TIGHT SLAP to these guys and make them shut up for good!!

That should be the Magic of 3D TV!!

Hmmm.. reminds me of Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Apni Bellatrix aunty looking sho cute in the movie!!) where he broadcasts a bar of chocolate into a television where you could reach in and pull out the bar of chocolate.. YUMMY!!

That should be the Magic of 3D TV!!

Epilogue: Had been to a 3D movie.. all decked up with a nice pair of 3D glasses and shoe laces to match.. but someone please tell me how do I fit in this pair of 3D with an existing pair of numbered glasses?? Or does anyone know an optician specialising in 3D numbered glasses..

Magic of 3D??

Newspaper cutting

Found this photo in a leading news daily... its an African athlete taking time off from his training for the Mumbai Marathon.. wonder what he's thinking..

Wonder what the crow is thinking :P

Photo also found on my photoblog Life is Zany

Are you a Hindi? What's a Bindi?

An interesting forward I came across about "Firang" perception bout India...

Are all Indians vegetarian?

Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India.

Does India have cars?

No. We ride elephants to work. The government is trying to encourage ride-sharing schemes.

What does that red dot on women's forehead mean?

Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by target practicing by aiming at their wife's red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target....

Does India have TV?

No. We only have cable.

Are you a Hindi?

Yes. I am spoken everyday in Northern India.

Do you speak Hindu?

Yes, I also speak Jewish, Islam and Christianity.

Is it true that everyone there is very corrupt?

Yes, in fact, I had to bribe my parents so that they would let me go to school.

India is very hot, isn't it?

It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is why tea is such a popular drink in India.

Indians cannot eat beef, huh?

Cows provide milk which is a very essential part of Indian diet. So eating cows is forbidden. However in order to decrease the population of the country, the government is trying to encourage everyone to eat human meat.

Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work?

I prefer it to coming naked.

LOL!!

Tryin'

Came across this weird tag and thought that this was the crazy thing that I wanted to do tonight.

Rules:

1. Put your Music Player on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. JUST WRITE THAT SONG DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS...

But I wanna cheat a bit... I'm only including my Eagles collection in this... but there are around 100 songs in my playlist so it’s not cheating!!!

1. If someone asks you, “are you okay??” you say:

New Kid in Town

Yeah... If someone asks me "Are you okay" I'd definitely answer... "I dunno... I'm new here!!" hee hee hee haw haw haw

2. How would you describe yourself?

In the City

I was born here in the city

With my back against the wall

Nothing grows, and life ain't very pretty

No one's there to catch you when you fall

Absolutely true

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?

The Best of my Love

Nah... I don’t believe in "Flirt at sight" That’s reserved only for SPECIAL people!

4. How do you feel today?

Take it to the Limit

Hmmm... Really motivating… that one line... Take it to the limit

5. What is your life’s purpose?

Life in the Fast Lane

Nah... Don’t wanna run around all my life!!

6. What’s your motto?

Too Many hands

Yeah like Thatcher said... Give a man a helping hand and he'll run it all over you.

7. What do your friends think of you?

Early bird

Always getting the keedas

8. What do your parents think of you?

Outlaw man!!

Hee hee hee... thats not tru

9. What do you think of often?

Good day in hell

Yeah.. very tru.. I literally sing this at the end of the day... Oh well its been a good day in hell.. tomorrow I'll be glory bound

10. What is 2 + 2?

Tequila Sunrise

Hic Hic Hurray!! Hee hee hee hee!!

11. What do you think of your best friend?

Teenage Jail

Hmm... right away... put him/her in jail.. for Bad Company!!

12. What is your life story?

The girl from yesterday

Now what was that?? :-O

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Those shoes

Nah.. I aint got foot fetish!!

14. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Wasted time

Hee hee hee.. I wouldn't say that in front of her ;)

15. What will you dance to at your wedding 4th anniversary?

Is it true

Yeah how cud it last so Long!!

16. What will they play at your funeral?

The long run

Yeah I intend to live forever or die trying!!

17. What is your hobby/interest?

Pretty maids all in a row

Woopsie.. sounds so kinky

18. What is your biggest fear?

Bitter Creek

Huh?? I didn’t know that!!

19. What is your biggest secret?

Heartache tonight

Ummm..No comments : P

20. What do you want right now?

Take it easy

Perfect choice...

21. What do you think of your friends?

I can’t tell you why

It’s not that CENSORED.. I'm pretty soft spoken!!

22. When you want to rush to the toilet, what do you think?

Desparado

Hee heee haww hawww.. absolutely hilarious

23. Person you hate the most is in front of you, what will you tell the person?

Witchy woman

Gawd.. there is some Magic going on.. precisely what I wanted to say.. Or maybe not :P

24. You have just won a lottery. What will you sing?

The Greeks don’t want no freaks

Hell yeah!!

25. What will you post this as?

Tryin'

Tryin' to stop guffawing!!

I can't think of anyone to tag.. cuz I stole this tag off the net.. So anyone who wants to take it may go ahead... Just back tag me (whatever that means).