My SMS: (on a friend’s birthday... this person was out of town.. and had given me a new cell no.)
Hey wishing you a very happy birthday...
Reply:
Thank you SO MUCH… and I love you too
My reply (am a bit stumped):
Hey are you alright?? Too much cheese is it?? (This person gets tipsy if he/she/it has too much cheese)
I meet this friend online and ask, “What’s wrong with you.. why so cranky a reply??”
Friend replied, “Nah I didn’t get any message from ya… oops I think I gave you the wrong number.. ha ha ha!!!”
Few days later the person who I had messaged to by mistake replies again:
Hey how are you… Happy New Year… long time no sms…
liebe dich
Jose A. N. (name withheld on request or may be not… can’t be so sure)
At this point of time I would like to thank this friend of mine who I wanted to innocently wish Happy Birthday… for giving (that’s 2 words not one) such an awful return gift for my wishes… Hey I’m straight!!!
N.B.: Please translate liebe dich into English to find out why am I so hyper bout this!!!
PJ’licious
Early morning… “Tweet tweet… tweet tweet… SMS” rings my phone (actual ringtone withheld on request)
SMS reads: (won’t bother translating in English… its time you learnt some Hindi)
Utho saalo kamino aur desh ka kuch bhalaa karo…
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Achaa toh aap hain… sorry sorry… aap to waapas so hi jao isi mein desh ki bhalaai hai
Good Morning
My Reply:
Yawn… Good morning… BUTTTT desh ki bhalaii ke liye Good Night… zzzzzz
Reply:
U R Rite. Desh ki bhalai k liye good night is required. Kitne machhar ho gaye hain aaj kal… ;)
My Reply: (old habit - have to be “one-up” on any conversation)
Right you are.. Ek machhar aadmi ko “DASH” (hint hint) banaa deta hai
Good Night lagao.. machhar bhagao.. Desh ko bachaao!!!
Don’t hang yourself yet… here’s another one:
Its 1975… Spiderman, Superman and Batman decide to take a break from crime fighting and go on a world tour. Superman kindly allows the other 2 to hitch a ride with him (or may be u can say on him… but that sounds so… so.. you know what I mean)
While passing over India.. suddenly all of them fall down.. DEAD… WHY??
Cuz in 1975, Gabbar Singh said, “Aadmi teen aur goli chhe... bahut na-insaafi hai”
Dichkyaon… Dichkyaon… Dichkyaon (fired 3 shots in the air)
Teeno marr gaye... ha ha ha ha ha ha
P.S. Ab toh teen se jyaada mare honge definitely!!!
2 comments:
whom you kidding shrikant, I think the liebe dich was meant for you, n i m sure u must have loved it..I would skip the comment for your desh ki bhalai wala part...and tht gabbar, ye joke tune muje pehle sunaya tha...n you know my reply to it....so let me not repeat it on a public platform..
but, nice post..:)
Like I said... I am straight!!! Wrong number or not.. I aint fallin for a male specimen of the human kind.. and Jose A.N. was definitely MALE
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