Hamaari Pyari Auntyji

This post is dedicated to a particular woman... one of my favourite auntyjis... goes by the name of Bellaji LLB

She is really fond of Sarabhai vs Sarabhai characters and in particular Maya and Dushyant, not to mention an overwhelming, overbearing obsession (oooh la la.. 3 O's in a row) for Rosesh ke Angaar (if you get what i mean)

So here are a few good ones courtesy Rosesh Sarabhai and his Momma dear (nah she aint writing any.. thats too middle class)

momaa ka purse jaise hospital ki pyaari si koi nurse

purse mein rakha tissue paper karta hai paseene ka ilaaj

aur lipstick ho jaise bhookhe honton ka anaaj

momaa ke purse ka hai makhmali sa sparsh

momaa ka purse

momaa ka purse

In the living room of Sarabhai's

Hogi Saahil Bhai ki sagaa

Agley mahiney

Priya Bhabhi phuli na samaai

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Tum bin jaise mai raaste ka andha bhikhari

thodi blessings daan me de do 

thodi mamta tumhari

momma ho momma ho...

ghanan ghanan ghanan ghanan

badalo se aaye pehla soorya kiran

datton ke liye danta manjan 

aur pet ke liye kaayam chooran

hawa mein hain khushi ki aroma

jeet gayi momma, jeet gayi momma

say hi to happiness n tata to trauma

jeet gayi momma, jeet gayi momma

humpty dumpty sat on the 'gadi'

gadi pe betha tabhi aa gayi dadi

dadi ne kaha aaja mere paas

kyuki gadi pe bethna is just so middle class.

And my favourite

Ek Common Man Ko Mili He Pari

Jese Chiku Ke saath Ho Strawberry

Aage Aage Mummy Aur Piche Piche Daddy

Jaise Ho Tom And Jerry

Oh by the way I have mentioned another one of these jewels in another post of mine.. won't tell you which one though!!!

So coming back to my favourite auntyji... she is a paranoid fan of really poor jokes...Oh i just remembered a really good one that she always told

Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?

Think think...

They are both not banana!!!

Hee hee hee hee

Just tryin to irritate somebody... Will be back in full gas and glory soon!!!